I want to start a rock and roll band but I have a problem: which makes a better base sound- cornbread or regular dinner ones?
Have you ever wanted to start a forest fire just to see Smokey The Bear work his butt off?
Butterfly collecting is a very tough hobby. To much butter and you can't see the fly.
What if danger doesn't have a face to laugh in.
Foam peanuts- why not foam almonds or walnuts?
How's this for a band- 3 accordions, 2 bagpipes, and a bass drum?
Movie title- Testicles: the next spawning.
Why aren't there fiddles in marching bands?
Stripmining- I know there is a joke in it somewhere.
Good guys finish last if they respect their partners.
I am great at origami. With a pair of scissors, I can make perfect tapeworms.